on a deep, spiritual, personal level:
- “I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”
- “I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”
- “I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”
- “It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”
- “Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”
- “I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”
- “I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”
- “What is college?” *incoherent babbling*
- “I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”
- “When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.”
(Źródło: marinebaeology, via comollis)
You kiddos have no idea how groundbreaking this was. Like there’s a reason THE lesbian website for a billion years was called After Ellen. She changed everything.
(Źródło: just-chilln, via lehamoconnor)
i understand why van gogh cut off his ear and shot himself in the middle of an open field like i get it now
(via smores-sless)
Gay-lesbian solidarity would have been someone telling michaelangelo what titties looked like
Okay but consider:
The Catholic Church DESPARATELY trying to explain to him what titties are without it sounding like they knew what a naked woman looked like
Anyone could hire a woman off the street to model, and many artists did so perfectly fine and painted/sculpted anatomically gorgeous women, what I like better is Michelangelo being like UGH I went out looking for models in the red light district again and would you believe not a lady whore to be seen, all I found were these STRAPPING YOUNG MEN ohhh well what can you do cmon boys strip off history is calling
(Źródło: blackthornwillow, via guy)
